Love Poems

5 Funny Love Poems







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Love Poems: When most people think of love poems, they think of serious and soulful expressions of passion.

Long sonnets by Shakespeare or romantic poems by Browning and Lord Byron are the norm for love poetry.

However, funny love poems can be good for a laugh.

They may not be romantic, but they do give your friends something to enjoy.

Some of the best funny love poems are limericks.

Limericks started in Ireland and follow a standard form of five lines and a rhyme scheme of aabba.





Here are a few limericks written by anonymous authors:

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked "Why a third?"
He replied, "One's absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime."

There was a young fellow named Hammer
Whose had an unfortunate stammer
"The b-bane of my life"
Said he, "Is m-m-my wife
D-d-d-d-d-d-damn ‘er!"

She made friends with a young undertaker;
Her last boyfriend had forsaken her.
But she started to curse
When he turned up in a hearse.
She said next time I’ll date a baker!

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There was a young lady named Constance,
From boys she wouldn’t stand any nonsense.
If her partners grew deft
She would lead with her left;
The results would not weigh on her conscience.

My sweetheart and I are just wed.
Already I wish I were dead.
Two weeks she’s been spending.
It was time never ending.
We are thousands of pounds in the red!

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Limericks are fairly easy to write if you can rhyme well, so you might try writing a limerick yourself that includes the name of your friend or loved one.

This is a good way to make a funny love poem that is personalized.

Love Poems help to express feelings which can not be explained in simple words.

Many people love to express their feeling in poems because it creates deep thoughts and leaves a good impression on others.

If you love poems you can easily get good and impressive collection of love poetry, as well as some famous quotes, friendship poems, inspirational quotes, and even a poetry contest for kids and also kids poems that are positive and easy to understand.

In addition to the work of famous poets, you will also find a number of unique poems.

Love poems are used by everyone but mostly used by the individuals to express their feeling of love.

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